"I'm fine, and you?"
"I dey fine o, my brother. Where have you been?"
"I've always been in
"I know, I mean what is happening to your blogsite"
"Ooh, you mean why have I not been blogging"
"Yes!"
"Were you checking it?"
"Of course, is it not meant to be checked?"
"I never knew you were my fan?"
"Who told you I am?"
"I thought anyone that not only checks my blog but have the concern to inquire about my absence qualifies as one of my fans."
"You wished I am."
"I'll probably wish for better things."
"Like what?
"Like
"Why?
"Because they are the only African team still in the tournament"
"You must be joking; did you do geography at all?
"Yes"
"So your teacher told you
"No"
"So what made you think
"I didn't say
"So what did you say?"
"I said they are the only African team; there is a big difference between 'team' and 'country'.
"So what’s the difference?
"The French team parades more African players than any other non-African nations, hence if
"Ok, I get your point, so where have you been?"
"I haven’t been anywhere, I was just caught up with lots of other things"
"Other things apart from blogging?"
"Yes."
"So you ain't serious about this blogging thing"
"It depends on what you mean by seriousness"
"I mean dedicated to it"
"I am, maybe some other things are of more importance"
"I think you need to apologise to those who have been checking it regularly"
"Are you asking for my apology?"
"I am not your fan"
"Ok, I will apologise to my fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, I only have one."
"And who can that be?"
"I'm sorry but I can't tell you."
"Ok, we just need you to get back to your boring blog"
"But you said you ain't one of my fans."
"You don't have fans."
"Please yourself, I have to go"
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